Customer DNA Snapshot

    Apply for a free Customer DNA Snapshot.

    We take three brands through the diagnostic each month. Tell us about your brand, and we review every application personally. Qualified brands get a walkthrough call and a guided onboarding, where the data work happens with us in the room.

    Three Spots Remaining This Month

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    Store connection and data access happen during onboarding, together on a call. Nothing to upload today.

    WHAT YOU GET IN 48 HOURS

    01

    Customer DNA Pattern

    The shared psychographic fingerprint behind your top buyers. What they have in common that your Shopify dashboard can't tell you.

    02

    One Campaign Scored

    We score your next campaign concept 0 to 100 against your Customer DNA and tell you exactly why it will or won't land.

    03

    30-Minute Walkthrough

    We walk through the Snapshot live. You ask questions, push back, tell us where we're wrong. You leave with three things you can do this week.

    HOW IT WORKS

    01

    Apply in two minutes

    Tell us about your brand and what you want to know about your customers. We review every application personally.

    02

    We get on a call

    Qualified brands get a walkthrough call within two business days. Onboarding happens there, with us in the room.

    03

    We walk through the read together

    30 minutes live. You leave with a clear first move, not a deck to file.

    WHO THIS IS FOR

    Ecommerce brands doing $2M to $5M in annual revenue, running on Shopify or WooCommerce, with at least 12 months of customer data. Fashion and streetwear, CPG, beauty and wellness, beverage. If you have customers but you can't describe what makes your best ones different from your average ones, this is built for you.

    Not the right fit if you're pre-launch, under $2M in revenue, or on a closed platform we cannot work with.

    WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE SNAPSHOT

    Every Snapshot ends with one specific Pick: a hero campaign built against your strongest cohort. From there we build the Creator Engine, turn your advocates into amplifiers, and run the surface that fits. The Snapshot tells you the move for your brand right now.

    See the Creator Engine

    QUESTIONS YOU PROBABLY HAVE

    Is this actually free?

    Yes. No card, no trial, no upsell required. The Snapshot is a real deliverable we run end to end at no cost. We do it because the brands that find it useful tend to want the full Customer DNA build next, and we'd rather earn that conversation than pitch it cold.

    Why 48 hours and not 24?

    Because 24 is a lie at our depth of analysis. 48 hours is what it actually takes to run the pattern work, write it cleanly, and have a second set of eyes review it before it lands in your inbox.

    What do I need to send you today?

    Nothing. Apply, and if your brand is a fit we get on a call. Store connection and data access happen during onboarding, together on that call, so nobody is exporting anything alone at their desk.

    What if my list is small?

    We've run the Snapshot on lists as small as 400 customers. The smaller the list, the more the qualitative read matters. We'll be honest with you up front about how much signal there is to work with.

    Is my data safe?

    Yes. Files are deleted after 30 days unless you become a paying customer. We never share, resell, or train on customer data. Full data handling note in our privacy policy.

    READY?

    Most brands wait until the next campaign underperforms to ask harder questions about who their customers actually are. You don't have to.

    APPLY NOW

    Free for qualifying brands. No card, no obligation. Nothing to upload today.