Customer DNA Snapshot

    The pattern behind your best customers. In 48 hours. Free.

    Your top 15% of buyers drive most of your revenue. We show you who they are, what they share, and the campaign mechanic built to activate them. Apply in 2 minutes.

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    Free for qualifying brands. 48 hours from approval. No card, no obligation.

    WHAT YOU GET IN 48 HOURS

    01

    Customer DNA Pattern

    The shared psychographic fingerprint behind your top buyers. What they have in common that your Shopify dashboard can't tell you.

    02

    One Campaign Scored

    Send us your next campaign concept. We score it 0 to 100 against your Customer DNA and tell you exactly why it will or won't land.

    03

    30-Minute Walkthrough

    We walk through the Snapshot live. You ask questions, push back, tell us where we're wrong. You leave with three things you can do this week.

    HOW IT WORKS

    01

    Apply and upload your list

    A Shopify, WooCommerce, or Klaviyo export works. We tell you within an hour if the file is clean.

    02

    We run the analysis

    48 hours from file confirmation to delivery. We don't outsource this.

    03

    We walk through it together

    30 minutes live. You leave with a clear first move, not a deck to file.

    WHO THIS IS FOR

    Ecommerce brands doing $500K to $5M in annual revenue, running on Shopify or WooCommerce, with at least 12 months of customer data. Fashion and streetwear, CPG, beauty and wellness, beverage. If you have customers but you can't describe what makes your best ones different from your average ones, this is built for you.

    Not the right fit if you're pre-launch, under $500K in revenue, or on a closed platform we can't export from.

    WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE SNAPSHOT

    Every Snapshot ends with one specific Pick: a hero campaign built against your strongest cohort. From there we build the Creator Engine, turn your advocates into amplifiers, and run the surface that fits. The Snapshot tells you the move for your brand right now.

    See the Creator Engine

    QUESTIONS YOU PROBABLY HAVE

    Is this actually free?

    Yes. No card, no trial, no upsell required. The Snapshot is a real deliverable we run end to end at no cost. We do it because the brands that find it useful tend to want the deeper Report next, and we'd rather earn that conversation than pitch it cold.

    Why 48 hours and not 24?

    Because 24 is a lie at our depth of analysis. 48 hours is what it actually takes to run the pattern work, write it cleanly, and have a second set of eyes review it before it lands in your inbox.

    What do I need to send you?

    Your customer list export with at least order date, order value, and email per row. Most Shopify and Klaviyo exports already have everything we need. We'll confirm the file is clean before we start the clock.

    What if my list is small?

    We've run the Snapshot on lists as small as 400 customers. The smaller the list, the more the qualitative read matters. We'll be honest with you up front about how much signal there is to work with.

    Is my data safe?

    Yes. Files are deleted after 30 days unless you become a paying customer. We never share, resell, or train on customer data. Full data handling note in our privacy policy.

    READY?

    Most brands wait until the next campaign underperforms to ask harder questions about who their customers actually are. You don't have to.

    APPLY NOW

    Free. 48 hours. No card, no obligation.